instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Senator Richard Alston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Senator Richard Alston is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Australian Netizens in Canberra. Very soon the ABA, who is currently only supplying weapons to Senator Richard Alston, will join in. Australian ISPs has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Guangdao which the ABA is trying to steal to help win the war and control the Internet. We must help the EFA to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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